If girls had a penis for a day:

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10 Tips to Surviving in a Horror Movie.

• 1: Never split up
• 2: Don't go in the basement or attic
• 3: Keep doors and windows closed
• 4: Make sure phone battery is full
• 5: No sleeping
• 6: Don't get drunk
• 7: Do not have sex
• 8: Never run upstairs
• 9: Don't fall when running
• 10: When the killer is killing your friend don't stand up and scream. Run!
• Bonus tip: Try not to be black even if you are